zieglera:

me: I’m going to go to bed early

me:

How do I block that “how to grow the fuck up” post?

I can’t believe supernatural is even still a thing/show and that there are people in this site making posts about shipping its characters 🙃🙃🙃

wildguess:

sad? go buy a basil plant. you will still be sad but you’ll be able to make pesto in a couple months

fuckyahumor:

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dankmemeking:

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

blackpanthersdick:

blackpanthersdick:

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that

dailytweets:

source

sadbitch2003:

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