I just shipped my pants

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

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someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

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wildernessss:

sans titre by CharlieReynolds on Flickr.

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cokeflow:

I’m only rude if you’re dumb and annoying

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vacants:

(by Jorge Peneda)

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socialjusticejonah:

never not funny

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bringtheruckuss:

and the doctor is explaining shaken baby syndrome and she’s like, “the subdermal hematomas come from the brain rocking back and forth and hitting the skull” and then she pulls a jar out with an egg in it and shakes it around and breaks the egg as an example of it. all i got out of that was that this lady just has a jar with an egg in it on her all day just in case she has to explain shaken baby syndrome. that’s fuckin weird. 

albinwonderland:

gaksdesigns:

Little Shop of Horrors Skeleton by Tim Price.
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aww I want my own little Audrey II! 

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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